As debates around TikTok's future in the US rage on social media, we've compiled the ultimate, internet-favorite list of questions that the senate asked TikTok's CEO in a hearing about the privacy and data safety of US citizen using the short-form video app. In a digression from its otherwise somber nature, this hearing went viral for its iconic memes and comical reels. Buckle up, this is going to be everything you imagined it to be and more!

1. Why do you need to know where the eyes are if you're not seeing if they are dilated?